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Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, mommy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32381) - you deserved it (6807)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

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Dude, your mom is trying to help you. You're obviously incredibly insecure if this makes you think your life sucks. Not happy with your weight? Exercise and eat properly. Get off your ass and set your life in the direction you want it to go in.

#3 - On 02/05/2009 at 7:20am by Dr Phil

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Heyyyyy, wake up!!
I get it must be really shitty she has to look those things up in the first place and for you to find them, but I wish wish wish my mum would want to make that kind of effort for me!! Your mum is involving herself in your life and caring about you, very lucky indeed!
If she wasn't and you had to deal with whatever problems you have on your own, trust me, things would only be more lonely and frustrating, it's not nice.

#14 - On 02/12/2009 at 10:26pm by LoLoLo

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