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Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25310) - you deserved it (7299)

On 02/23/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by medik - United States (Texas)

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tht was smoooth

#1 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:02am by matt1234321

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It cost you $70 to prove to your girlfriend's parents that you're a wanker. FYL.

#13 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:18am by Kel_x

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