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Put some filthy erotic poetry in the trash with graphic imagery of nasty sex scenes.
Just as she is getting orgasmic over it, end it by addressing it to your dad. That ought to fix it.
Awesome. Leave her some fun stuff to find like used syringes, used broken condoms, etc. and then watch her freak out.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.