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Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28456) - you deserved it (1631)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

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Put some filthy erotic poetry in the trash with graphic imagery of nasty sex scenes.

Just as she is getting orgasmic over it, end it by addressing it to your dad. That ought to fix it.

#39 - On 02/22/2010 at 4:56pm by perdix

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maybe thats her occupation >=00 everyone has to pay the bills somehow

#3 - On 02/22/2010 at 2:03pm by CookiesNOJ

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