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Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (2742)

On 02/21/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Mika_Ookami - United States (Rhode Island)

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maybe he was joking :P

#1 - On 02/21/2010 at 5:18pm by kallielou

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red is best in bed... Maybe he's pissed u won't let him in ur pants?!

#21 - On 02/21/2010 at 5:36pm by intolerance

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