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Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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man you got sugar on the bowling alley.

#13 - On 02/20/2010 at 7:22pm by DogmaT

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+6 | 4

Sugarbuns, lmao.

#3 - On 02/20/2010 at 7:12pm by Kirashai

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+5 | 9

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