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Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12314) - you deserved it (6284)

On 02/20/2010 at 1:58pm - misc - by moobysrocks - United States

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