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Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21395) - you deserved it (1314)

On 02/20/2010 at 3:20am - misc - by deadandwasted (man) - United States (Colorado)

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