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Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22530) - you deserved it (1314)

On 02/19/2010 at 2:38am - animals - by somuchforthat (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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