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Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2912) - you deserved it (29924)

On 01/04/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

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You deserve that for pissing in your room. No sympathy for you.

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 3:18am by Spike

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that's the most disgusting thing i've ever heard. I don't understand how anyone could just piss in their room. and you obviously weren't THAT drunk, if you remembered it. Not even dogs go to the bathroom where they sleep. YDI and more.

#10 - On 06/15/2009 at 3:30pm by beautifulskies

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