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Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17455) - you deserved it (4735)

On 02/18/2010 at 10:01am - misc - by mylifeisahell - Norway (Vestfold)

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said I'd fuck you,
And it is still true.

Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)

#3 - On 02/18/2010 at 2:05pm by FernandoTorres

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Wow... send back the garbage with a note saying "well, this is all you'll ever be".

#124 - On 02/18/2010 at 7:30pm by beer01

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