Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
by mylifeisahell / 02/18/2010 at 10:01am / Norway (Vestfold) / Miscellaneous
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said I'd fuck you,
And it is still true.
Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)
#3 - On 02/18/2010 at 2:05pm by FernandoTorres
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I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last.
1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey.
2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on.
PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P
#4 - On 02/18/2010 at 2:06pm by sarcdude
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