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Today, my roommate will fall asleep to Muppet Treasure Island. We sleep 3 feet away from each other and he has been doing this since Christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20608) - you deserved it (2500)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:48am - misc - by Oze (man) - United States (Oregon)

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This FML is dumb. lol.

#8 - On 02/18/2010 at 10:12am by Vehicle

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Wait, can someone re-read this for me, I think I missed the part that makes this an FML...

#10 - On 02/18/2010 at 10:17am by FernandoTorres

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