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Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23046) - you deserved it (1881)

On 02/17/2010 at 9:46pm - misc - by WTFsalad (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Look at the bright side... a parking lot is a great place for him to do that; you got his license plate with ease, right?

#2 - On 02/18/2010 at 3:26am by seventen

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I would have beatin the shit out of that fool!

#3 - On 02/18/2010 at 3:28am by p3rfect_ins4nity

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