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Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Nooo, it's all part of the surprise!
You go to take the trash out, and someone has parked a car amongst the rubbish!
But no, you can't accept it when someone does something nice.
Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 July 2014