Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

by Anonymous / 02/17/2010 at 2:39am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

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  • Nooo, it's all part of the surprise!
    You go to take the trash out, and someone has parked a car amongst the rubbish!
    But no, you can't accept it when someone does something nice.

    #5 - On 02/17/2010 at 9:58am by FernandoTorres

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  • Happy birthday to you
    You live in a zoo
    You look like a monkey
    And you smell like one too.


    #14 - On 02/17/2010 at 10:13am by Triumvirate

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