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Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23236) - you deserved it (1585)

On 02/17/2010 at 2:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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well on my bday I lost my job, got a bday card that informed me my rent was due, and then I only got to eat cold ravioli (which, incidentally, is just as good cold, as it is cooked)

#8 - On 02/17/2010 at 10:01am by KurouTenshi

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Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too.

:)

#14 - On 02/17/2010 at 10:13am by Triumvirate

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