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Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML


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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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I would expect that from a father. usually moms want their daughters to get married and whatnot.

#3 - On 02/17/2010 at 3:14am by sorcerersinger

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Wow that's a scary mom xD gl to your future bf

#1 - On 02/17/2010 at 3:13am by Apple_Scented

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