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Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML
I would expect that from a father. usually moms want their daughters to get married and whatnot.
Wow that's a scary mom xD gl to your future bf
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015