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By batter--up - 17/02/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML
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sorcerersinger 0

I would expect that from a father. usually moms want their daughters to get married and whatnot.

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Apple_Scented 0

Wow that's a scary mom xD gl to your future bf

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princessajackson 0

I don't even want to know what your dad would do if that's your mom's reaction...

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lexie206 0

age doesn't really matter, I'm 16 and I'm not even allowed to talk/text a guy on my cell, it's just how controlling her parents are..

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BigSmiles7 0

Yikes that's harsh I'm sorry

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lexie206 0

yep, but I grew up with it so I don't really know any different so I'm not complaining :p

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tortise34 4

soz to hear that but what about facebook and stuff like that

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lexie206 0

Lol well I'm allowed to have one but they have to have the password to it and they check it periodically

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wowthissucks321 0

Dang Lexie. You serious? That really sucks... Especially since you probably already know guys you like and are over 16. Not all of us guys are stereotypical and only want girls for sex you know. As for the OP, if you're 15 or younger and the guy was above 20, then I think your mom was reasonable. If that's not the case, then wth was your mom doing when she was a teenager???

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lexie206 0

yes I'm serious, oh don't feel sorry for me I'm used to it, I was only pointing out that age really doesn't matter, because many people replying to this fml obviously don't understand that

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wowthissucks321 0

You've got a point there about age. When are you allowed to date though? When your parents see fit? That would be kind of a bummer... If this keeps up for much longer, I'm imagining you in college with hidden cameras all over the place. lol.

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lexie206 0

lol oh god I hope you're wrong about the camera thing :s, idk when I'm allowed to.. they say I am now but I don't take that seriously, if I was they wouldn't act like they did

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wowthissucks321 0

I am most likely wrong. lol. I wouldn't worry about that. Especially if your parents say you're allowed to date. You may not take it seriously.. But who knows? Maybe they are! :)

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lexie206 0

yeah this is them, "no going over to his house, he can't come over here, you can't be alone, parental supervision 24/7, no touching or anything" I can just see it now.. lol, what guy would want thatt?

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wowthissucks321 0

That's true... Then again, no one can stop you in college. You're pretty much your own person there. That sucks how you can't hold hands (the 'no touching' part) or kiss... What do they think you'll do? Even more, do they think all guys are stereotypical? lol

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lexie206 0

true, well it's mostly just my dad (go figure) and he's very paranoid about me dating not to mention he doesn't want to "lose his baby girl" lol

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wowthissucks321 0

Typical dads. lol. Oh well. He'll get over it eventually. Slowly but surely. lol.

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lexie206 0

he told me I was gonna become a nun.. lol, he was serious

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

I know, right? But she will have had to pay for the bad after she damaged it.

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Rashkavar 0

Agreed, but theats of death-by-blugeoning are a step over more than a few lines. The criminal codes of several hundred states and countries around the world compose a good number of those lines.

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XDNurse 0

well maybe the guy that stands his ground and says "go ahead" is that one for you ;3

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

No... nothing like that. What comment were you reading?...

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The_Corrupter 0

Get the girl and if her mom does attack, then she can be charged with assault and battery. Two wins!

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Heartbreakher 0

Your moms like the dude on Pineapple express "thug life" haha.

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eur003 0

OP I'm not scared of your mum, and I'm 'cute' let's talk :)

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tagyrrpregnant 0

Did he literally run? That would be suuch an amazing thing to witness, I think I would laugh so hard I just might start crying.

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lickmyjock 0

aaaaaaalright.... I like where this is heading.

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lickmyjock 0

what? you don't like girl on girl?

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Melkezidech 0

I imagine that if one was a male homosexual, they may not find it as appealing.

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perdix 29

I want to keep an eye out on this one. C'mon tagyrrpregnant, your move. You're right, snick, hitting on people in stores is so vulgar, while doing it on FML is awesome. Plus, people like me get to watch! Bonus!

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liz1908 0

lol, so true. she just contradicted herself. hahaha

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