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Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21016) - you deserved it (58906)

On 04/06/2009 at 6:41am - misc - by Anna (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.

#1 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:01pm by IngenuityGap

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More teachers should use this method.

#4 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:05pm by Occam

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