Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14951) - you totally deserved it (41617)
On 04/06/2009 at 6:41am - misc - by Anna (woman) - United States (Illinois)
The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.
#1 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:01pm by IngenuityGap
I agree with number 1 YDI also YDI for dressing slutty
#214 - On 01/29/2010 at 1:06pm by Lawzen_Rainbow
I wonder: what kind of program is this/in what capacity were you giving this speech?
#3 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:04pm by troubledcrystal
how do you miss "a few" buttons? i can understand 1, maybe even 2, but more than that is just asking for it
#5 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:05pm by f__kY_urLif__
That's what you get for being an idiot and giving a speech on abstinence. Why not give a speech on birth control, condoms, stds, pregnancy and the sorts. A bunch of kids aren't going to give a shit if you told them not to have sex.
#9 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:08pm by 100308
Serves you right for giving a speech on abstinence. I'm with number one.
#10 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:08pm by FlyMeToTheMoon
It's ladies like you that make abstinence sound absurd to a boy.
#11 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:09pm by Nakedsquirrel
abstinence the stupidest thing in the world.. brought to you by the stupidest people in the world..
#13 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:10pm by Thomaschaaf
Promoting abstinence will never work. People are going to have sex, it's a fact of life.
#14 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:13pm by TheCrow471
Those boys obviously don't want to be abstinent with you, amirightppl?
#15 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:13pm by blololol1337
You didn't feel a breeze? How about a condom speech instead of abstinence?
#16 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:14pm by rachelhuggo
I completely agree with #1. Research proves that Abstinence Only Sex Ed doesn't delay the age of first sexual experience, and doesn't inform the participants about safe sex, so students who receive Abstinence-only sex education are more likely to get an STD. Now, when you actually teach them about sex and the options out there, research shows that the age of first intercourse is delayed, as is the responsibility practiced during sex, so the students are less likely to later get STD's. I think is is such sweet irony that your blouse turned out that way while you were preaching about abstinence-only. It just goes to prove that while people would love to run away from the issues of sexuality, they still pop up! Can't avoid them! Haha.
#17 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:15pm by Inspired22
haha number 1 nailed it.
anyone attempting to preach abstinence is a moron to begin with
#19 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:16pm by guitardedman
YDI, abstinence talks are the worst, most misleading sex talk ever.
Parents and peers need to get real. Sex is going to happen.
Haha, good work internets! I didn't expect 100% comments to be anti-abstinence.
PS - I'm w/ #20.
#24 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:20pm by benburleson
oh for f**k sakes. not only do you now know how a button works.... but your probably causing more teenage pregnancies than preventing kids for having sex. how about i agree with the people who already mentioned about BIRTH CONTROL. sex is to good to tell people not to have it.
#25 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:22pm by kelseymarie
The definition of irony: A sexy woman telling young boys to not have sex while flaunting her massive boobage.
#1, and #9 are the winners to this point.
but really 3 hours of abstinence talk? teach them to have safe sex, that you actually have a CHANCE with
#30 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:28pm by kwbuzz23wk
I really doubt that all your cleavage was showing...and that young teenage boys would stare for three hours without saying a thing...
Next time speak on something more popular...like others said. Speaking of abstinence just sounds so boring, plus there isn't much to say about that for three hours..
ahhahahaaha. I shouldve known. Men only pay that much attention if there are boobs involved obviously. Couldnt you feel a light breeze?
#37 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:34pm by lalalauryn
How do you know they weren't just a well behaved class, and had no interest in your cleavage at all? I mean generally women who promote abstinence and read internet humour sites aren't exactly stunners.
Keep your tits away next time you're preaching abstinence to boys who you apparently think have no self control to the point the only reason they'd behave must be sexual.
My one question... how did you not realize they were all STARING AT YOUR CHEST? Why am I the only one who thought it was strange that the op noticed that everyone was looking straight at her, but not that they were looking right at her chest, buttons or not...
#41 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:42pm by Sure_Thing
#34, This is fmylife.com, Not an English class. Get over it.
Oh, and you did not cite your sources correctly.
#42 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:42pm by kwbuzz23wk
Abstinence? is there anything in the world less natural! The base of life is procreation and the evolution of mankind connected sex and social relationships (as bonobos) so teach how to have safe sex and f*** off! I cant stand these pointless statements based on... absolutely nothing credible. If you wanna teach your kids principles teach'em bushido! honor courage sincerity loyalty or even faithfullness are much more valuable virtues than abstinence
Sorry # 34, I didn't realize my grammar, spelling, and punctuation was going to be critiqued. I'm glad you have time to correct me. I don't, because of all the multiple orgasms I am having #38.
btw this is the internet i can type write or put as many ellipses as i want.. just because i dont show i know how to write or speak doesnt mean i cant.
#46 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:48pm by kelseymarie
Today, I had to sit through a three-hour lecture given by a 300-pound woman with three buttons undone. FML
#1 wins. YDI it big time. Kind of reminds me of the abstinence speeches they gave me 2 weeks ago. None of the speakers were abstinent. I facepalm'd so hard at all of them. Especially when they said that condoms were only 85% effective. If you're stupid then yes. If applied correctly then they are 97% effective.
#48 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:50pm by Monty_Python
abstinence is retarded
why not enjoy the naturally given ability to pleasure yourself and someone else even if you dont "love" each other
#51 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:56pm by diet_cocaine
props for #1 and $17.
#34, go get a job doing something better than being a grammar nazi for forums comments.
#55 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:00pm by Ugrashrath
i agree with #54
instead of teaching absitenence, why not safe sex? 1% of those teenage boys will actually practice absitenence... if that.
#1 is right.....YDI for giving a speech on abstinence....and not knowing how to work a button or check yourself in a mirror before public speaking.
Abstinence is a retarded idea promoted by religion in an effort to control people. Sex is a natural thing. In fact, about 45% of all mammalian sex is homosexual. You earned this one jackass.
#60 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:17pm by texxxasissouth
THREE HOURS ABOUT ABSTINENCE???
jeez why not just say "dont have sex. ever." and call it a day?
#64 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:21pm by xlucklessloverx
How did the little bit of cleavage you were showing keep all those boys entertained for so long? I mean, were you jumping? I'm not a teenage guy, so I don't know, but does a tiny bit of cleavage actually make it worth it to sit still during a boring, 3 hour lecture on something you probably don't care about?
#65 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:21pm by lightmylamb
Good going #43. Way to prove a point with uh... you know, not proving a point. What one thing has to do with the other is beyond me.
OP: I'm with #1, hands down. I rolled my eyes and almost stopped reading at, "I gave a speech on abstinence ...".
Give the kids a speech that will actually help them; like using condoms, as others have said.
#66 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:23pm by absurdliaisons
Am I the only one who gets the feeling from the way this is phrased (e.g. "I had to... Surprisingly, they were paying attention...") that it wasn't her choice to give the speech? I mean, maybe she is a health teacher in an abstinence-only state.
Anyway, stop fucking jumping down her throat for doing her job. At my first job I had to flip fucking burgers but I'm a lacto-vegetarian, so you know. Even if it is her viewpoint, that's hardly the point.
#67 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:32pm by mrgorbachev
#63 I dont think anyone is trying to get some respect here we're just speaking our mind and we dont need communication advisers. If you want some respect on this forum just try to be as tolerant as possible...
Teaching Abstinence is absolutely pointless. And like many of the comments above it only increases the chances for transmitting diseases because they have absolutely no knowledge about how to be protective.
If you want your daughter not to have sex, you might as well invest in a chastity belt, or get your son neutered. Or better yet, wake up from your fantasy world where you actually think your kids don't think of sex 24/7.
#69 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:32pm by cherrybollosm04
Abstinence doesn't work, which you clearly proved. :)
#71 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:34pm by thatsoundsnice
How do you even talk about abstinence for three hours? Is there really that much you could actually say on the subject?
Next time, double-check your shirt.
(And, out of curiousity, do guys seriously want to just stare at boobs for three hours? I mean, wouldn't you get bored just lookin at them? I mean maybe I just don't understand cuz I'm a straight girl...? )
#73 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:49pm by xOpheliacx
When it comes to sex, I choose abstinence...the condom. http://abstinencethecondom.com/
#74 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:50pm by wafflemonger
#73 Dont worry its impossible. Its funny for a while, but three hours!!! Jeez you got a problem if youre still interested
#74 great! didnt know that brand! ^^
At 34, if you really want to get technical:
1) On 6 you would use a semicolon instead of a comma, there are two separate statements, and a comma does not suffice for conveying that point.
2) Your name should be "Your life does not suck", "Ur" can be a variety of things, but in proper grammar does not mean "you are".
3) You have obviously stated that formal language should be used on this forum page. You also use contractions several times in your post, and in formal English using contractions are not correct, and are used for stylistic purposes primarily.
You, my friend, need to learn how to fucking write.
Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur_(disambiguation), http://www.yourdictionary.com/dictionary-articles/using-contractions.html.
Note: Sources were not used in researching, but merely to back up my point.
#76 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:56pm by HeyitsPheddy
haha UrLifeDoesntSuck got owned . . . (don't even try to go all grammar Nazi on me because I don't care)
@UrLifeDoesntSuck, you spelled "your" wrong in your own name idiot. Who cares about grammar on a comment? As long as they're not one of those people that uses text language throughout the whole thing and they can be understood, who gives a shit. Get over yourself
#79 - On 04/06/2009 at 4:04pm by could_be_funny
I have nothing against abstinence, but three hours? Seriously? That's pushing it even for a balanced sex-ed discussion featuring all possible options.
There is nothing wrong with her sharing her views on abstinence. I find it hilarious that people are giving her such a hard time for sharing her views a group of people when everyone on here has absolutely no problem voicing their opinions and bashing the subject.
But related to the OP: it's both ironic and amusing. However, you totally deserved it. Its a good rule to double check your attire if you are doing something professional.
#85 - On 04/06/2009 at 4:30pm by synchroskater
That's pretty funny. You should have realized at some point through your speech just by them not going to sleep on you.
#88 - On 04/06/2009 at 4:39pm by louisdedan
You deserved that one, and it just proves abstinence is unrealistic and a joke if you had all the boys staring at your chest for 3 hours.
Start lecturing on safer sex.
#89 - On 04/06/2009 at 4:44pm by rockstarK9
lmfao. you should maybe just laugh this off
and face the facts that teenage boys didn't pay attention to anything u said,just got hard and horny to your speech. and probably went and had sex rite after
LMFAO.
Haha, its funny because those guys didn't hear a word you had to say, and not a word you said had any meaning, so basically they got to stare at tits for 3 hours, which is pretty epic win :D
#93 - On 04/06/2009 at 5:00pm by YouMustBe_Joking
well theres no one to blame but yourself....but i guess now you know how to keep the attention of a bunch of a teen aged boys now haha.
how did the kids SEE your cleavage?
now it just seems like you were bending forward and asking them to gaze.
YDI for not checking your shirt before you went to speak, but I think everyone needs to lighten up about the whole abstinence issue. People can /choose/ to be abstinent until marriage, just like they can /choose/ to have sex before marriage.
What I don't understand is why people are putting YDI just because she gave a speech on something they disagree with :/
wow, I completely agree with number #1. I mean srsly who gives a speech for 3 hours and especially to teenage boys?
Was there someone filming it to upload it on youtube? =D
And I agree with #4. The whole going to school experience would be much more pleasant.
#104 - On 04/06/2009 at 5:26pm by braFTW
@76 and 79, Sorry to disappoint, but I only use "Ur" in my name because this site has a character limit on the names here. I originally tried to sign up with "YourLifeDoesn'tSuck", but it wouldn't let me. Alas, when I signed up, I was still a bit buzzed from being at the bars all night, so creativity wasn't much of an option.
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Unless you are an English major, I don't suggest trying to argue with me on proper grammar. First, there is nothing inherently wrong with using contractions in English, even in formal writing (see the Chicago Manual of Style and The Associated Press Stylebook). I don't care that your English teacher does not let you use any contractions in your writing - in the real world it does not matter as long as your writing sounds professional. Maybe when you get past eight grade, you'll understand.
Furthermore, you suggest that I should have used a semicolon in my sixth point. That is completely wrong. Semicolons are used to separate two independent (but related) clauses. If you do not understand why my sixth point does not contain two independent clauses, you should do some research. Again, I suggest looking at the Chicago Manual of Style and the AP Stylebook.
Have a nice day.
#105 - On 04/06/2009 at 5:26pm by UrLifeDoesntSuck
3 hours? oh man... I'm so sorry.
and #34 who cares about proper spelling and grammar? this is fmylife.com, not a textbook. same for #76. These comments are supposed to be about the FML.
UrLifeDoesntSuck, do the world a favor and just pretend for a moment you're not better than everyone. You're not. Your "services" would be much more appreciated on 4chan or maybe neopets? Personally, I'd rather you just take the big step and head to the beach in your cement shoes; but we both know you're too ignorant for that. Must be nice cuddling up to your dictionary at night and wondering why no one will ever appreciate you. :'( Boo hoo...
#109 - On 04/06/2009 at 5:52pm by Misanthropist
For those of you who do not know the definition of "irony" please refer to this post.
#111 - On 04/06/2009 at 5:57pm by thecounterlife6
You probably did it on purpose.
I hope every kid that you gave the speech to looses their virginity ASAP.
#1 is absolutely true.
Also, anyone who talks about abstinence is probably ugly anyways.
#114 - On 04/06/2009 at 6:06pm by Person_Man
In other news, a group of local boys, were in fact, being boys.
#115 - On 04/06/2009 at 6:20pm by I_Deserved_It
lmfao hahahaha
oh the irony
ydi for not checking your blouse, what the hell is wrong with you? lmao lmao
oh and "abstinence only" is only prudent if you're a religious fundie who never has sex except when you're married and then only to have kids...and no enjoying it you whore!
#116 - On 04/06/2009 at 6:22pm by frozen_heart
why would they (whoever 'they' may be) choose a woman to talk about abstinence? i say a 200 pound muscle man ex-cop would be more entertaining...
Has anyone noticed that the same people who promote abstinence are the same people who think abortion should be made illegeal?
The more you promote abstenince, the less likely the kid is going to be prepared for possible sexual activity. The less prepared the kid is, the more likely the kid is going to get pregnant.
Makes no sense.
Anyways, YDI
#122 - On 04/06/2009 at 7:21pm by VoldemortsNipple
aw that's unfortunate irony. sorry that happened. at least you were doing the right thing. let's hope for the best and think that maybe with your distraction, they heard what you said more clearly. :)
#123 - On 04/06/2009 at 7:22pm by anonymousssss
Haha. Ok, so I agree that abstinance doesn't work; however, we don't fully know the situation that the OP was in to give her speech on abstinance. She says she "had to", so perhaps she doesn't agree with it either, but it is part of the schoolboard's curriculum. I say both FYL and YDI, because you DID miss a few buttons on your shirt.
To UrLifeDoesntSuck: I'm not an English Major or anything (I've just graduated from highschool), but different school systems use different ways of formal writing. For example, where I live (Canada), we use MLA format (Modern Language Association) for all English assignments, meaning no contractions are allowed, as well as everything is written in objective third person. So HeyitsPheddy was right that contractions are not condisered to be a part of formal writing in some styles. You give two examples of different styles that allow for contractions, but next time check out the other styles too. And like everyone else said, it's a forum, people are too lazy to write with proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation all the time. And I'm also aware that I'm not using "proper" English.
#125 - On 04/06/2009 at 7:28pm by XOfiestypixie
POIDH
And #122 is spot on with "The more you promote abstenince, the less likely the kid is going to be prepared for possible sexual activity. The less prepared the kid is, the more likely the kid is going to get pregnant."
Promote real sex education, not dumb sex prevention because newsflash: sex? It happens.
@105
First of all, I am an English major. I just could care less on a forum site about grammar/punctuation/spelling unless someone decides to be a total dick about it.
Second, they were separate clauses, and you definitely could have used a semicolon, or else I would not have said anything. I tried to go back to your post, but it was moderated since you used "fuck" so many times.
Third, even an eighth grader can understand that using contractions, especially words like "ain't", make writing sound retarded.
And finally, if you had a problem with the character limit, you should have made a name that makes you sound less like a total moron.
#130 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:08pm by HeyitsPheddy
why does everyone assume it was an abstince only presentation? there might have been other speeches on other days or after or before hers.
#131 - On 04/06/2009 at 8:08pm by pinkducttape
This story got a lot more entertaining when I noticed the submitter's name is "Anna". I'll just assume the last name is "Ohura". ;-)
#1 said it all, the only thing that abstinence lessons do is make sure teens are unprepared when they let their hormones take over. One mistake with abstinence (no condom) often ends in a baby. Ten decisions with proper sex ed. (condom or at least the pill) almost always ends in no babies, no STDs, just some possible regret. The idea of "saving" yourself for marriage is an archaic custom from a time without birth control and other protections and when a woman's virginity was seen as a commodity.
#138 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:02pm by FrostyNorth
take a look at the statistics here for a second:
European Teenagers have twice as much sex as American Teenagers, yet American Teenagers have twice as many teen pregnancies
this can be seen in one of two ways:
1: American Teens are... um... four as "potent" as European Teens
or
2: European Teens are better educated on sex, and use condoms and other forms of birth control
I'm betting on #2. only because in Europe they actually have separation of church and state (meaning no christian/Jewish/Islam/Muslim belief based laws), and therefore the teens actually get the truth, and all of it.
Religion has always been about one thing, controlling people's sexuality. control that, and you can easily control the masses without them knowing it. It is also because of this the that enemy of religion is not science, but history, and also in the case of Christianity (and more specifically Catholicism) the printing press. History shows us that religion doesn't have, and never did have, all the answers. and the printing press educates the masses so that they can question their faith. Before the printing press in Christianity it was, 'believe what I say, I'm the pope/priest', at least in Judaism even the lowliest farmer could debate religion with the Rabbi, without being called a heretic.
again, I've strayed off topic, but I feel it needed to be said. teach kids everything, including abstinence, but also teach them about safe sex. If they want to have sex (which a lot do) they'll know how to protect themselves. if they want to remain abstinent, they can do that too. but don't screw our kids up about sex over outdated traditions and our own squeamishness. give them the information, and let them make their own decision, it's time for them to start having to think for themselves to. if they are going to have sex, they might as well know the risks and benefits. all of them.
UrLifeDoesntSuck, shut the fuck up. honestly, if I wanted to spend my spring break learning how to speak in a more appropriate way on an internet forum, I could join a chat room with my English teacher. If you have that little of a life that you can sit at your computer and yell at people for their mistakes, I feel bad for you. Get some friends, get a life, and go suck a dick. And I agree with 109, stop pretending that you're better than everyone else. Everyone else, i agree with you, too
#140 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:38pm by a_homeless_guy
LOL now there's irony! :o) Maybe God was punishing you for boring poor innocent boys?
I thought #1 was speaking tongue-in-cheek, and laughed out loud! :o)
Personally, I agree that teaching kids to practice abstinence is like teaching the household pet to take its dirty feet off before entering the house. - But I don't need to bawl OP out for that.
One suggestion to OP: next time you have to give an abstinence talk, write "you can look but don't touch" across your cleavage in case you have another "wardrobe malfunction".
- Think of it as "positive reinforcement" :o)
I would take it even further. If giving a talk about abstinence it is in fact your moral duty to sexaulise it in some way. Well done!
#143 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:35pm by numberfortytwo
YDI for giving a speech on abstinence. abstinence is just another way of saying 'i can't get laid' or 'i'm fucked-up so you probably won't wanna do me anyway!'
#144 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:39pm by mlif_iilwafyog
i was pretty sure abstinence was for not drinking alcohol so i looked up to be sure. and sure enough it says typically to alcohol. so why does everyone think it is about not having sex
128 church doesn't want to contral you sexualy they want contral every aspect and thought in your life.
Btw If you got nice rack I wouldn't hearing that speech!
#150 - On 04/07/2009 at 12:45am by Iceman101101
Who said it was abstinence only education that those boys were getting? perhaps it's a weekly thing and that seminar was on the option of abstinence. I don't think it was stupid! sorry you flashed the teenaged boys :)
Maybe they should be more informative about protection in sex ed. I agree #139. There is nothing wrong in teaching abstinence. This woman shouldn't be blasted and made fun of for teaching something that is right. Abstinence is 100% effective against pregnancies, STD, and emotional strain. Young people should be taught that its alright to wait along with modes of protection. Though, its a shame that most people here don't see that abstinence is a valuable virtue that should still be taught to adolescents and young adults.
#153 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:54am by wbeans2012
YDI for advocating abstinence. Useful information on how to protect against STDs and pregnancy is far more effective. Teenagers will ALWAYS have sex.
#154 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:55am by babydoll86
Errrm, yeah, why the hell would you be giving a speech on abstinence? Thats just a ridiculous concept dreamt up by religious fundamentalists who've run out of ways to stop forcing themselves on other people lives.
why are u teaching people to go agaisnt nature, rather than just be responsible and have safe sex rather than discourage it and later lead them to have bad unsafe nervous sex......
u deserve this
#161 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:41am by whereisbob
haha!! u idiot. u just wasted 3 hours of work that probably wouldn't have had too much of an impact anyway
#162 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:18am by whocaresnotme
1) Giving a speech about abstinence is fine as long as it isn't their only education.
2) Anyone here saying "LOL ABSTINENCE IS STUPID" is even dumber than the people that promote abstinence only education.
3) pics or it didn't happen.
#163 - On 04/07/2009 at 11:21am by Thrashersk
What happened to the old forum rule that said you weren't allowed to be a douchebag about grammar? Did I make that up?
#164 - On 04/07/2009 at 11:46am by wafflemonger
Boobs or no boobs, I'm pretty sure if I was a teenage boy, I would not have sat through a 3 hour lecture on abstinence. A few popped buttons do not provide THAT wonderful a show.
This post is to #163 and the OP
firstly, would you like someone to PREACH to your kid (if you have one that is) about satanism or preach to them in hopes to convert them to be Amish or Mormon? i sure hope not. same goes for abstinence. it doesn't matter whether or not they have other education. if it's bad, it shouldn't be taught or preached. period. secondly,
"Anyone here saying "LOL ABSTINENCE IS STUPID" is even dumber than the people that promote abstinence only education. "
that's not true. those people are the smart people who see the true stupidity of abstinence. anyone who doesn't see it is simply blind and live in a fantasy world. i almost pity those people for having that nonsense taught to them and them believing it.
#167 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:21pm by mlif_iilwafyog
how do you even give a 3 hour speech on abstinence? "DON'T HAVE SEX DONT HAVE SEX DON'T HAVE SEX DONT HAVE SEX DON'T HAVE SEX..."
not to say i'm personally against abstinence... i'm abstinent, it's my choice & its worked for me. i just don't understand how you could talk about it for three hours.
#168 - Ditto, on all of it.
Why's everyone so rude about abstinence?
Yeah she should have maybe discussed other methods, but who's to say she didn't, we only get to see 300 characters or so of the real story.
I love the mixed signals beautiful women give. Guys are never sure what you actually mean and are almost always wrong.
I 100% agree with the comments about abstinence being lame, but I don't get where all of this stuff about her being sexy and beautiful is coming from. Just because she has some cleavage showing & she claims a few boys are mesmerized by it doesn't make her the sexiest woman in the world.
how can you take 3 hours to talk about abstinence, whether you support that method or not? at least you know how to get their attention, whether it was on the intended subject, or not! ;)
#176 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:43pm by balanceMMX
That's what you get for teaching abstinence self righteous bitch.
#177 - On 04/07/2009 at 11:02pm by starshine3987
Hey, we had a speaker come talk to us about abstinence my freshman year of high school, and it was a really interesting, moving talk. It wasn't "Don't do it, it's bad!" it was "It's a really important, beautiful thing and should be enjoying for bonding and babies in the proper context". He gave a lot of really good reasons for abstinence. So props to the OP for not making sex a meaningless way to use others for pleasure.
Yeah most abstinence talks end up saying if you do have sex you're damaged goods and no one wants you, great message to send to high school kids.
#179 - On 04/08/2009 at 12:36am by frozen_heart
Fuck this woman. I don't care if she is living out of trash cans; if you are in a profession that is known to create more diseased teenagers, more unwanted babies and MORE abortions, then go to hell.
#182 - On 04/08/2009 at 3:59am by masterpops
for three hours about not having sex, I BETTER get to see some boobies.
o, and fyl but you deserve it cause it was so long.
#183 - On 04/08/2009 at 2:35pm by sensual_kidney
lmao #185
but yeah that's what you get for spreading religious misinformation.
#186 - On 04/08/2009 at 4:56pm by frozen_heart
do you teach abstinence from eating or pooping or sleeping or any other biological functions?
#188 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:46pm by evolveahimsa
how did you get to make a speech on abstinence, did you do it for your school or ?
haha but it's what to expect from teen guys right?
#190 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:05am by christiecup13
wow you kept the attention of adolescent boys for three hours strait.
not even porn has that kind of power ;)
#191 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:54pm by darkrayner
guys absitence means refraining for dangerous behaviors: this includes DRUGS, SEX, ALCOLHOL.
NOT JUST SEX
i agree both abstinence and safe sex should be preached. with abstinence the recomindation since it IS the ONLY way to stay 100% away from std's which can be transmited through drugs or unprotected sex OR protected sex. however i realize some kids will do those things anyways and should be taught the risks and how to try to stay safe.
and op major fail
but be glad you had a nice rack :)
#193 - On 04/10/2009 at 8:26pm by dancin303
#193
Abstinence most often referred to sex. It's not used for drugs because those things are illegal anyway (as opposed to sex, alcohol and tobacco which are legal provided you are of legal age). AND, when the OP mentioned her rack, it confirms that her speech was about abstaining from sex, which is a fucked up concept. Safe sex is fine, abstaining from sex is for tards.
#194 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:40pm by mlif_iilwafyog
who would waste their time trying to teach abstinence to teenage boys? honestly. fyl for a 3 hour lecture. damn that would be so boring!
#17 is really true.
I'm still kinda wondering how the OP managed to say DON'T HAVE SEX for three hours.....
#196 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:37am by frozen_heart
serves you right for doing a speech on abstinence. and WHY only boy's? Like boys are the one who will initiate the sex? girls can't possible want sex right? and wow, 3 hours? how could you possible talk for 3 hours about a thing that doesn't work? when you say to a boy "don't have sex" the only word he will remember is the word SEX.
and yes you're life is fucked, not because of your blouse but because you gave an abstinence speech.
#198 - On 04/14/2009 at 9:30am by Fundibasher
@178 " using others for pleasure" is not sex, that's rape idiot.
#199 - On 04/14/2009 at 9:33am by Fundibasher
"Don't do it."
I just said in three words what it took you three hours to say.
#201 - On 04/19/2009 at 10:15pm by UNHWildcats
They weren't looking at your cleavage, they were looking at the cookie sticking out of your right pocket!
Cookie!
#202 - On 05/03/2009 at 3:50pm by C0okieMonster
You gave them something jerk off to, which technically, is abstinence (depending on how strict your views are.) So I'd say you actually did a really good job.
#204 - On 05/31/2009 at 2:36am by Mr_Resetti
how can you be the type of person who preaches abstinence and then also the type of person who puts it on FML? if you are that much of an extremist are you just here to judge everyone?
sex is great by the way/
#209 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:58pm by blue892772
happened to my teacher in 6th grade. man she had a nice rack
#217 - On 02/08/2010 at 2:37am by seanseansean321
