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Today, I was talking with my father on the phone when I mentioned I wanted to stay at school over the summer and work. He asked if it would be lonely with the campus empty, when I replied that my friends would be working here too. He asked: "What, all two of them?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42415) - you deserved it (3384)

On 04/06/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by halebop (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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