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Today, I was talking with my father on the phone when I mentioned I wanted to stay at school over the summer and work. He asked if it would be lonely with the campus empty, when I replied that my friends would be working here too. He asked: "What, all two of them?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49538) - you deserved it (4567)

On 04/06/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by halebop (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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ummmmmmmmmmm sounds like he was just teasing.

not really an FML

#3 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:15am by Ib83

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It's better to have two close friends than 10 friends who later turn out to be assholes :)

#6 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:24am by briedis

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