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Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML
You tried to get to her heart through MONEY? What do you think she is, a prostitute?
Oh because nothing says "Give me a call :D" like $35. Failfailfail
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015