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Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14265) - you deserved it (4286)

On 02/13/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by bcca - United States (Ohio)

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gym membership is often expensive and you just got it for free...

#10 - On 02/13/2010 at 2:03pm by catatonicsleep

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that's mean

#5 - On 02/13/2010 at 2:00pm by goatboy197

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