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Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26338) - you deserved it (4885)

On 02/13/2010 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Mom, Pizza place, brother/sister,grandma,and dog.

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#5 - On 02/13/2010 at 6:17am by CharlotteRx

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Please, I go through times in my life where the only people I talk to are my parents. Friends are highly overrated. Luckily I'm at a point where I'm building friendships so I actually need a phone. FYL OP, FYL.

#8 - On 02/13/2010 at 6:23am by martic835

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