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Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML

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On 02/11/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by snowbunny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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dumbass...

#1 - On 02/12/2010 at 3:08am by JCruz411

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a "bunny" from new jersey leads me to think the op is a blonde. and of course, blonde females are a bit, well, slower than the rest of us.

you can call me stereotypical, but just read the post and tell me I'm wrong (not in reality, of course).

#8 - On 02/12/2010 at 3:15am by cmac86

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