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Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32790) - you deserved it (1986)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

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