Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML
Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML
Today, I joined the wrong funeral procession, because I thought everyone gathering outside was there for my uncle, so I followed them into the chapel and even hugged two strangers. I didn't realize my mistake until someone started talking about a man I'd never heard of. I had to quietly sneak out in the middle of the service. FML
Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML
Today, my friends and I were goofing off playing tag behind the local church, when I heard a banshee-like wail behind me. Assuming it was one of my friends, I wailed right back and ran. Turned out there was actually a funeral going on, and the wail was from one of the bereaved. FML
Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML
Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML
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Top comments
oooh_dear 0
you seriously didnt notice that everyone was probably in black and they didnt look very happy?
xp0sed 0
Why would you yell anything?
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Comments (117)
XanyXandra 0
ouch!
brenkite 5
at least you didn't pelt them with rice
oooh_dear 0
you seriously didnt notice that everyone was probably in black and they didnt look very happy?
mypod66 0
nobody wears black to funerals anymore
mif_fml 27
You sure about that?
Peachy2392 26
The only other colors I can think of that would possibly be acceptable would be a dark gray or possibly a very dark blue.
xp0sed 0
Why would you yell anything?
AboveTheRest 6
exactly! noisy hoe.
vxjazz 0
It could be your funeral next...... Beware..........
Blanadestroyer 0
Did you crush the party too?
christyxbee 15
Crash* :)
knitbitch 0
#2, some weddings have a "dress code", and maybe the people were TURNED so they could not see their faces. Or maybe people weren't wearing black, sometimes this happens. To assume makes an ass out of u not me. Get it?
AntiChrist7 0
yelling on the street makes you look like an idiot. guess you really are
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
if you were going to yell anything, you're a dumbass anyway, so thats what you get
fueledbyamy 0
yeah, not everyone wears black. i didnt to my nan's. i wore a green top. she didnt want everyone fully in black and stuff.
squirm 0
hahahaha id do tht