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Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6380) - you deserved it (13834)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by squishy - United States (Georgia)

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