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Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8553) - you deserved it (15700)

On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

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