By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Why would you text someone telling them you'll kick your professor's ass, anyways? Licking sounds much more erotic :)

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irsmeagol 0

Highly understandable if op was using a touch phone.

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Starfire22 5

So you didn't tell her you meant kick instead of lick, huh?

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TheComputerGuy96 16

I typed with the keys 5425 which either spell "lick" or "kick" on my LG Cookie with T9 enabled, and guess what? It said "kick". So your phone is shitty. Note: I don't say LG Cookie is the best. I actually hate it but it's much better than OP's phone

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abcdefghiloveyou 0

How the **** would you know if your phone was better than theirs?

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Towelie_31 0

because it doesn't turn the word kick into lick

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Shokz992 0

Duh, that's how all phones are measured; the better the phone is, the more likely it is to kick instead of lick :D

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Erniesduck123 0

No, TheComputerGuy, seriously, you have no idea what you are talking about. My old phone used to auto-correct based on what I type more often. It may be possible the OP uses the word 'lick' more than 'kick. If that was the last word in a really quick text, I could understand quickly sending it the way it is and realizing later. But how do you not see the word 'lick' ever as you continue to type 'my professor's ass'

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gtdoll 0

no, fail. I have the iPhone and if I type something and it's close to a word I use alot, it automatically puts that word. obviously you don't know muchabout phones.

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manicrose 3

Three words: Never Trust Spellcheck.

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saucey12 1

maybe you should Lick the professor's ass anyway that way your grades are taken care of lol

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deoxylophone 0

i don't see why this is an FML

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prisix 0

well if you're gonna do that then you might have to have a talk with your girlfriend about your... lifestyle. just know in advance it won't get you a better grade XD

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prisix 0

I don't think that's really gonna help your grade smart one but have fun ;) XD

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