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Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50618) - you deserved it (7227)

On 04/04/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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