Today, I was sitting on the wooden edge of my coffee table watching my sister's boyfriend play Halo 2, when I leaned back to stretch and shattered the center pane of glass in the table. I now have a large gash in my ass. FML

by Kaganate / 02/08/2010 at 7:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

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