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Today, I was sitting on the wooden edge of my coffee table watching my sister's boyfriend play Halo 2, when I leaned back to stretch and shattered the center pane of glass in the table. I now have a large gash in my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7435) - you deserved it (21097)

On 02/08/2010 at 7:32pm - misc - by Kaganate (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I hate it when that happens. What a pain in the ass.

#3 - On 02/09/2010 at 3:09am by ohSNAPyall

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Go see a doctor? Haha.

#1 - On 02/09/2010 at 3:07am by Vayant

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