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Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28973) - you deserved it (2550)

On 02/07/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by mrmr - United States (Arizona)

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You were naked while taking a shower?
No fuckin' way.

#3 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:25pm by MangaFreakXxX

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ow. that made me hurt just thinking about it.

#4 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:25pm by AngryNinja

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