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Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML
first of all, even if he was trying to charm you, to seem "macho" you should have enjoyed the sentiment of it.
second your a total turdwad, for rolling your eyes, thinkin' your better than him, that makes you a double turdwad. YDI
imagine how you must have made him feel for being a normal person. turdwad.
first you say theres a really cure guy that sat across from you and then you roll your eyes at him?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.