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Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML

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wow.

first of all, even if he was trying to charm you, to seem "macho" you should have enjoyed the sentiment of it.

second your a total turdwad, for rolling your eyes, thinkin' your better than him, that makes you a double turdwad. YDI

imagine how you must have made him feel for being a normal person. turdwad.

#4 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:54am by woofer

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first you say theres a really cure guy that sat across from you and then you roll your eyes at him?

#3 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:51am by amy_shmamy

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