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Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6374) - you deserved it (54198)

On 04/04/2009 at 2:05am - misc - by OrangeTree12 - Canada (British Columbia)

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