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Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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On 02/19/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by Christen (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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wow i would have checked myself after they said "nice tail"

#3 - On 02/19/2009 at 6:48pm by track_cheetah

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what do you expected when they said "nice tail" ?

#7 - On 02/19/2009 at 7:32pm by mleugim

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