Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML

by Karie-Rose / 02/06/2010 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Oh boy wait for it . Here comes the fat joke comments .

    #10 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:21am by mps1969

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  • Normal-sized women put on bathing SUITS, your gut must look like a bagel shop if you have to put on a SUITE.

    Looks like you need to trade in your two-piece for a one-piece and a muumuu. The good news is that your boyfriend likes to give you a schmeer.;)

    #3 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:12am by perdix

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