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Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML
Normal-sized women put on bathing SUITS, your gut must look like a bagel shop if you have to put on a SUITE.
Looks like you need to trade in your two-piece for a one-piece and a muumuu. The good news is that your boyfriend likes to give you a schmeer.;)
Oh boy wait for it . Here comes the fat joke comments .
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 February 2015