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Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20305) - you deserved it (4987)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:28am - misc - by Karie-Rose (woman) - United States (California)

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Normal-sized women put on bathing SUITS, your gut must look like a bagel shop if you have to put on a SUITE.

Looks like you need to trade in your two-piece for a one-piece and a muumuu. The good news is that your boyfriend likes to give you a schmeer.;)

#3 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:12am by perdix

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Oh boy wait for it . Here comes the fat joke comments .

#10 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:21am by mps1969

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