Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:27am - misc - by btg - United States (California)
I guess so. Just ignore it. You make you're own life misserable by getting worked up at something like that.
@OP, what tricks can you're dog do?
#19 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:06am by School_Hater
(-1)I think its funny when people say first. And if it bothers you so much that you have to comment on it you are a loser and get a life seriously.
(0)ik this is gross. there is a girl in my grade that eats her own boogers. shes in 8th grade. ew!
#43 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:04am by kayladance101
(0)WorkThatButt... I don't think all of that was called for o_o
#54 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:23am by CleanSheets
(+1)Wow, number 27. 16 different insults in one sentence. I think you've set a new record.
#71 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:07am by DaleksAreEpic
(0)reminds me of o e if my exs. she was 16 would pick her nose rub the boogers on the wall n blame her 5 year old sister. she also ate with her hands no matter how many times I gave her spoons or forks. if ur gf is short n a lil chunky RUN OP GET THE DOG ON HER
(0)why do some people care so damn much if others announce if they are 1st? maybe that makes there day......
(0)Girlfriend: 'Come on boy! Sit! Sit! There ya' go! *pick nose* Here you are!!'
Dog: 'Idk wtf this is, but I like it!'
OP: 'WTF?? Dog eat sh*t, not snot'
#154 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:14pm by mekarski1008
(0)what's the matter, jealous? no worries, there are enough bats in the cave for you and fido/rover/lassie.
#190 - On 07/18/2010 at 6:17am by bryttkneee
(0)agree with #2, 5, 44, 60, 82, 85, 94, 97, 99, 108, 110, 116, 117, 118,119, 121, 128, 133, but not 135 (:
#139 - On 02/06/2010 at 4:39pm by CleanSheets
(+1)NASTY! dump that bitch!! find yourself a girl who keeps her fingers out of her nose..
#7 - On 02/06/2010 at 6:22am by Blue_Black
(0)Oh my god that's gross. If that dog has a stomachs upset, you know who to go after.
#10 - On 02/06/2010 at 6:27am by summerloolooloo
(0)I bet there's a lot of other things she does with the dog that you don't know about,,,
#20 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:11am by expen_dable
(0)ya if your gonna do that you might want to actually check in the replies to see of there is a 21st because your 22nd
#62 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:38am by Gumblebum100
(+1)LMAO @ #22 and the comments that follow
xD
I swear that was a goddamn trinity...
1. OVER-OBVIOUS troll...
2. angry mob...
3. grammar nazi!
:D Fucking yay!
#101 - On 02/06/2010 at 12:48pm by KurouTenshi
(0)I guess feeding your nose nuggets to your dog promotes bonding.
How old is your girlfriend, 10? I won't even ask if she's hot. No amount of hotness can make up for this. She's a sickie.
(0)Dude your girl is nasty! I would dump her in a heartbeat!
#37 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:40am by dragonwarrior
(0)Are you jealous?
What would you do for one of her boogers that you wouldn't do for, say, a Klondike Bar?
(0)Dump the lumps, and post it on twitter, myspace, facebook, bebo, hi5, friendster, neopets, gaia, whatever you use! FYL.
(0)I was going to say report this heifer to ASPCA or PETA, but given our economic state boogers are a lot cheaper than actual dog treats.
(0)At least shes not eating them herself...
As for the dog; I feed my dog beef jerky for doing tricks....he doesn't do many but he's just so damn cute I can't resist. Beef jerky may be hard on the pocketbook, but it certainly has gotta get a better reaction from the dog than offering it a booger.
IF (and its a big if) I picked my nose I can definitely say the first thing I thought about after pulling out a booger would NOT be calling my dog over for a treat. But, that's just me.
Back to my original thought, at least she doesn't eat her boogers; at least in other people's company.
#49 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:11am by clumsily_yours
So what would you do with them ? wipe them under the table. At least the dog is fed.
#50 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:13am by dungheap
(0)that's seriously messed up! how old is your girlfriend??
#58 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:33am by Volleybabe24
(0)Look if you're that envious of the dog and feeling left out, just tell her. I'm sure she'll hook you up with some too. mm yummy!
Kidding.
She's gross. LoL She might be using your scissors to clip her toenails. Are you sure she's not a man? :p
(0)Yeah it's gross, but pretty funny! And it won't do the dog any harm. Anyone who's ever had a dog will know that they lick their own asses and eat/roll in/ lick all kinds of crap that they find in the street. And if the dog likes boogers enough that she'll do tricks for the boogers, then she can't exactly be suffering.
#65 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:46am by tastycakes
(0)Dogs never cease to amaze me.
Your girlfriend though, is one sick lady.
#67 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:57am by offtheheezy
(0)I find this to be hilarious and in no way an fml. I bet she is a completely normal person she just has a weird habit, I bet she didn't even think it was that gross and if she realized everyone would judge her and call her 5 and disgusting she wouldn't do it. No one can judge that because I am certain everyone on here does something others will find disgusting whether they admit it or not
(0)I'd say that I'd pay to see that but i wouldn't.... still hilarious! would be even funnier if the dog had a fetish for them and get a hard on every time she did it... :L
#83 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:44am by Batman4890
(0)Picking the nose is a little gross. Feeding it to the dog is funny. Getting the dog to do tricks for it is just awesome. Do the people telling OP to call the ASPCA realize that some dogs eat feces and that it can be tough to stop them from doing so? It is in no way abuse.
(0)You should have submitted this from the POV of the dog...
#91 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:27am by Comentator
(0)Lol, I had a black Shar Pai, and every time he'd go get some "Kitty Box Crunchies" as we called them in my house, he'd always have specks of litter all over his nose to give him away.
#102 - On 02/06/2010 at 1:05pm by ScreamToday
(0)I remember the time when my dog sampled had a "Kitty Tootsie Roll" and then licked my face. Ugh! Good thing that was about 20 years ago!
(0)That's too funny~! (As long as he doesn't hunt you down for "Daddy kisses" after getting frenzied up by the trick or treat session your GF just gave him~!) EW~!
#103 - On 02/06/2010 at 1:13pm by FortunateSon
(0)and you have the gutts to call her "your girlfriend" ? Gosh.
#107 - On 02/06/2010 at 1:37pm by queenofdeath
(0)How do you knwo she's a tramp? You don't. so stfu and eat more food and be a troll some more people.
#137 - On 02/06/2010 at 4:38pm by allysgotstyle
(0)That's pretty funny, actually. I didn't think it was much of an FML moment.
#132 - On 02/06/2010 at 3:47pm by supermankiller
(0)And, let me guess, your dog is one of those who wakes up the family by licking their mouths?..
=P
#142 - On 02/06/2010 at 5:23pm by braFTW
(0)Everyone picks their nose. If you say you don't you are a liar. This is the first time I have ever heard of feeding them to a dog though. Pretty damn wierd, but not a dumpable offence. I am not sure what I would do in your situation.
(0)omfg that's discusting! is she 11 yrs old? dump her
#153 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:56pm by killergummyworm
(0)hahahah!!! who would ever think of that?!?!?!?
im commending her for her awkward imagination :)
#155 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:43pm by ShantiKumar
(0)How long till we see this training technique on the Dog Whisperer?
#162 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:52pm by CallMeHush
(0)ha ha ha i think that is funny but did she tell u this or did u just catch her doing it
#166 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:48pm by superpickle4011
(0)I'm writing a very strongly worded letter to PETA right now! LOL. Ewww....and then she touches you with her fingers that have been in her nose and the dog's mouth....puke!
#172 - On 02/07/2010 at 10:16pm by XenonPhone
(0)I bet you're on the next To Catch A Predator episode, OP.
#182 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:49pm by whobutme23
(0)ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats gross, BREAK UP with her u idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#183 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:52pm by qwerty545678
(0)ahahaha this is wonderful please shake your girlfriends hand for me
#187 - On 03/08/2010 at 1:27am by digestthis
