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Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30674) - you deserved it (6608)

On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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shoulda bitch slaped him

#3 - On 02/06/2010 at 3:19am by 4NK8

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Should've said, "Yep... That's right! Myyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!!"
Then flipped your hair and winked. Mhmm

#50 - On 02/06/2010 at 6:23am by Snow_Daisy

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