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Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22353) - you deserved it (2871)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:53pm - misc - by Ewwwwww - United States

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today Mickey committed suicide after finding Minnie in bed with Donald.

#9 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:08pm by davidhasmorefun

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Why was there a mouse in your toilet tank? Did you switch to a trackball?

#24 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:44pm by perdix

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