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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression I was as polite as possible and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51429) - you deserved it (2537)

On 04/03/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by str3tch - United States (Massachusetts)

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You should have replied "Well obviously, your daughter likes me better, so suck on that!"

#3 - On 04/03/2009 at 8:50pm by Jcsati8

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Don't worry, you're not dating the mom. Follow your heart.

#4 - On 04/03/2009 at 8:52pm by eitak

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