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Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML


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On 02/03/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by sadface - Sent from mobile version

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Aww, that really sucks...
I remember having to tell everyone there wasn't a baby (but in my case it was a miscarriage).
Have you guys tried a fertility clinic?

Also, hysterical pregnancy doesn't mean she's a nutjob. She really wants a baby (and some women who don't experience it, as well) so it's not really weird for her to experience this, if she was hoping for it.

#5 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:11am by GoddessDigi

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I feel like I know the person who posted this...

#1 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:06am by aluds

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