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Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML


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On 02/03/2010 at 1:27am - misc - by rainey (woman) - United States (California)

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Good thing you used the word receptacle, otherwise I might have thought you were dumb.

#16 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:23am by elenaa

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There isn't much you can do to protect your car in that kind of situation. But op, do you have a garage?

#8 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:20am by itouchguy360

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