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Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20757) - you deserved it (2180)

On 02/03/2010 at 1:27am - misc - by rainey (woman) - United States (California)

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Good thing you used the word receptacle, otherwise I might have thought you were dumb.

#16 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:23am by elenaa

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definetely sucks

#4 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:11am by omg2010

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