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Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was 2, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21382) - you deserved it (1654)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:03am - animals - by Brittany (woman) - United States (California)

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