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Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
What a rude cunt.
I would've totally made out with you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015