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Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8970) - you deserved it (15398)

On 02/01/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by wilsmith (man) - China (Beijing)

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Guess she just wasn't on your level eh?

#11 - On 02/01/2010 at 2:11pm by Seanus

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What a rude cunt.

I would've totally made out with you.

#10 - On 02/01/2010 at 2:10pm by alexisthename

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