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*drum crash*
At least she didn't leave you stewing in a fart.
OP is in China, so maybe there's some sort of cultural barrier. Or his Chinese (Mandarin, Cantonese, what have you, I'm too lazy to look up what dialect is spoken in Beijing) is so bad he accidentally said "nice soup, I have sex in barns". At least OP isn't in Japan, or he'd have to commit seppuku for such a shaming.
that line doesn't work anymore?
you prolly shouldve found a better way to word that... YDI
What a twat. next time, just get naked in the elevator.
he prob is self conscious with that too speaking that most Chinese guys have small weiners.
wow....... that sux, srry man
gj man u blew it
aw, poor OP. everyone has been nervous about talking to someone and accidentally said the wrong thing, give him a break. some of you guys are so mean. I hope you all accidentally fart in front of your crushes!
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Guess she just wasn't on your level eh?
What a rude ****. I would've totally made out with you.