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Today, I decided to bleach my belly hair. I bought some body hair bleach at the drug store, and I used it exactly as instructed. When I removed it, I was horrified to see my belly was about three shades lighter than the rest of my body. The hair was still exactly the same darkness. FML


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On 01/27/2010 at 9:41pm - misc - by spleechick - United States (California)

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Why is everyone harping on this woman?

she's obviously trying to change something about herself that she is sure is unnatractive.

Its not her fault she was born with belly hair!

#61 - On 01/28/2010 at 11:05am by skittleface

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That's why you test those things on a small piece of skin that's not visible. You could have had an allergic reaction, then your belly would be red and pimply now in stead of just a few shades lighter

#16 - On 01/28/2010 at 4:16am by lettertjes

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