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Today, I decided to bleach my belly hair. I bought some body hair bleach at the drug store, and I used it exactly as instructed. When I removed it, I was horrified to see my belly was about three shades lighter than the rest of my body. The hair was still exactly the same darkness. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10623) - you deserved it (13269)

On 01/27/2010 at 9:41pm - misc - by spleechick - United States (California)

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