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Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5838) - you deserved it (51776)

On 01/26/2010 at 9:39am - misc - by Fonz (man) - United States (California)

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"Fun flirty reaction"? Are you sure they're not just flipping you off?

#4 - On 01/26/2010 at 2:05pm by containsnosoy

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Now imagine you're a woman and you're walking alone or with a friend, and some bloke drives by you in his car and starts yelling at you. At best it's disgusting and at worst it's downright scary. Whether it's justified or not there's a lot of fear amongst women about being attacked or raped, have some sense and think about what you're doing.

#9 - On 01/26/2010 at 2:08pm by fwongraven

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