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Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2921) - you deserved it (32236)

On 01/26/2010 at 9:39am - misc - by Fonz (man) - United States (California)

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