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Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

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Nice way to break the ice.

#5 - On 01/26/2010 at 6:03am by oNikkio

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ahhh hahaha! lucky him

#1 - On 01/26/2010 at 5:54am by jf7609

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