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Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35045) - you deserved it (1753)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

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