Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (44584) - you deserved it (2611)
On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)
grlks's life also sucksToday, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML
littelace also deserved itToday, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said,…
no the ice is for that burn she just gave you
#21 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:18pm by littlec
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i laughed out loud for that one hehe.
#15 - On 02/20/2009 at 3:52am by Nae
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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