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Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (1986)

On 01/25/2010 at 10:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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All you fucktards getting on her for peeing in the bathtub need to hop off. Your piss is sterile, so she's not wallowing in her own filth. All you judgemental assholes know that you pee in the tub too so back off. What if she can't use the neighbor's bathroom? Did you idiots ever consider that notion? No? Then get some common sense. Gosh, you dicks act like she can't clean the tub when she's done.

#17 - On 01/25/2010 at 2:28pm by Lioness48910

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have you asked a neighbor if you could use their toilet? that seems like it might be a little easier...and possibly a bit more sanitary!

#5 - On 01/25/2010 at 2:14pm by superman21

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