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Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23334) - you deserved it (9600)

On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

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my boyfriend does that and i think he's an idiot. thats the point of a spare key, right?

#1 - On 02/17/2009 at 9:08pm by huh

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put on that scuba suit, its time for a swim

#6 - On 03/24/2009 at 12:44am by Serial

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