Transportation: Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside...

By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Mandoune - 07/11/2008 14:18 - Finland

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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Keys, how do they work?

By Anonymous - 19/10/2020 01:56

Today, I had to call a locksmith because I got locked out of my apartment. It cost a total of $350 to break in and repair the lock. Not even 3 hours later, I dropped my only key in the sewer. FML

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By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By Lea - 16/03/2010 13:31 - United States

Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML

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Tygastyle 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 3:08

my boyfriend does that and i think he's an idiot. thats the point of a spare key, right?

xXlolololXx 0

Friday 5 June 2009 1:31

Haha YDI for leaving SPARE keys in your car. Hahah that's a good one tho :P

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Tygastyle 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 3:08

my boyfriend does that and i think he's an idiot. thats the point of a spare key, right?

SEXMUFFIN21 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 7:43

That's how cars are stolen

mollypop35 28

Saturday 20 December 2014 23:21

True, why the hell would people do something stupid like that

moralpolice 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 19:03

Call AAA if you're a member. Tell them you locked your keys in the car.

Serial 2

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:44

put on that scuba suit, its time for a swim

wardgustavo 14

Thursday 3 April 2014 12:25

Yes

esklstar 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:22

uh oh spaggetti o's

sicpupyz122 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 3:03

#6 total win:)

xXlolololXx 0

Friday 5 June 2009 1:31

Haha YDI for leaving SPARE keys in your car. Hahah that's a good one tho :P

Boomi 38

Wednesday 14 September 2016 17:26

I think this person needs a spare key for their spare key.

blahblahblah43 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 4:55

thats an awesome place to leave a spare key for your car, huh?

ethanmonroe 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:12

YDI. Who keeps their spares inside of their car? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of spare keys?

Gruffy 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 7:18

FAIL

lovelover_fml 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 4:34

Lmfao! That sucks!

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