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Today, I ran 5 miles to catch the bus I take to university after missing my connection. When I got to the bus stop, I realized I had left my U-Pass on my desk at home. On top of the assignment that was due. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23211) - you deserved it (7725)

On 01/22/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by noooooo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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You forgot pretty much everything you need.
Did you leave naked aswell? Is that the other part of the FML you decided to omit?
Yes, I'm patronising you.

#3 - On 01/22/2010 at 2:11pm by FernandoTorres

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..........Awww THAT REALLY SUCKS MAN!!! it did happen to me once .. so i went home and wrote to my teacher via mail what happened. she understood c= may be u shud be honest and tell the truth !

#2 - On 01/22/2010 at 2:05pm by Dydy

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