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Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2611) - you deserved it (48648)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

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I'd say you should be hospitalized to check for brain damage, but then I realized it's probably unnecessary considering you thought breaking a brick with your head was a good idea in the first place.

YDI for being so profoundly retarded. Next time, do something fatal and remove yourself from the gene pool.

#10 - On 01/21/2010 at 6:40am by Anti09

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I imagine that brick was the most sure thing going through your head at the time.

#4 - On 01/21/2010 at 6:14am by lametroll

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