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Man or woman?

Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26560) - you deserved it (4733)

On 01/20/2010 at 8:47am - misc - by hatesmellyfeet (man) - United States (California)

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He had hoped he was a hot woman as well? Interesting....

#1 - On 01/20/2010 at 2:09pm by graciedacie

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This seems like an awfully strange conversation...

#4 - On 01/20/2010 at 2:26pm by synchroskater

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