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Today, I woke up to my cell phone alarm buzzing. It wasn't time to wake up yet, so I snoozed it. It buzzed again, this time with "One New Voicemail." I had "snoozed" my nephew. Stationed in Iraq. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28423) - you deserved it (12150)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)

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F his life... At least hes okay.
This stuff happens.
Hppefully you can reach him

#1 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:12am by dudeitsdanny

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Your ringtone and cell phone alarm should be different sounds

#8 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:49am by MadeOfAwesome

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